Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Ahh your beauty is unsurpassed in this world. The black and white is a classy style of photograph. And this one should you have such class.

As timeless as the Mona Lisa, your smile shines brightly in my dark world. If only I could see you flash that radiant smile in my presence, my world would never grow dim.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood