Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Your skin is quite splendid. I must say that I find it difficult not to state at your pictures. I would be most embarassed if I met you in person. Indeed.

Do I detect a faint smile? It almost seems a mischievious look. A penny for your thoughts? Do tell. I will lose sleep if I do not know.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood