Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

I dare say you do bring me back to good ole days. That hair piece you were is reminiscint of the 1960's. However I realize you would not have been born then.

Could it be that you saw an old movie or photo? You have embraced the look entirely. If we would transport you in a time machine, I would introduce you to my younger self.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood