Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Forgive me but it appears that you have a naughty look about you. If I did not know better, I would think you were trying to seduce me. Good show.

That your photo is black and white reminds me of the late sixties. Back then I was located in the motherland. Those were jolly good time. But I digress.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood