Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

You cast quite a devious state. That is a good thing my dear. You bring out the best in me.

How I long to gave upon your face in person. It would delight me beyond compare. Cheers to you.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

To quote a popular icon from American culture, "You look marvelous."

Exposing your shoulders is a splendid look. And I dare say your smile melts me.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Why is it that you possess a flaming magazine? Unhappy with some papparrazzi?

Regardless, you continually have a ravishing look. I will permit you to burn my book my lady.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Your lack of brassiere is quite evident. However my love for you is not diminished. Other blokes may respect you less for it. I on the other hand, continually hold you in high regard.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

Your fabulous hair is out of control. And I must say that I adore it. How pleasant a disposition you possess. Are you having a grand time there lass?

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

You continually flash that beautiful smile of yours.

I never cease to be enchanted by you. Good day.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood

Dear Miss Lindsay Lohan,

You have a somewhat perturbed look about you. Could it be that the shoes do not fit properly? Perhaps the photographer found you off guard. Cheer up young maiden.

Sincerely,

Sir Loth of Lockewood